"So what’s it going to be, sullen silence or mean comment?"- Deadpool
"I want to die a natural death at the age of 102—like the city of Detroit."-Deadpool
Alien: Do you have a plan? Deadpool: Of course. Alien: No, you don’t. Deadpool: Are you a telepath?
Deadpool: -staring at a wound on Wolverine- Uh-oh. What’s going on with that boo-boo? Wolverine: I lost my healing factor. Long story. Deadpool: Aw, poor widdle Wolvie. Where were you when you lost it? Wolverine: I’m gonna stab you.
"Guy came in here looking for you. Real Grim Reaper-type. I don't know. Might further the plot."
“Cause if we can’t protect the Earth, you can be damn sure we’ll avenge it.”